Beware:

I am nisha, hear me ROAR!
yo yo yo i am nisha so leave a message after the beep.
i have hair and i straighten it. A LOT! and i wear makeup. A LOT.
i have a BOYFRIEND. his name is BILLY. We fuck a lot but sometimes he goes to his farm and cheats on me with the cow. I'm jealous, but then I go and fuck with a POLAR BEAR! so it's all ok.
the point of this entry is to tell you that I STEAL SHAMPOO! Now i'm no talking about after we fuck and i sneak into your shower and wash my oh so lovely smelling hair with your mother's acne wash, but NO i go around from house to house and STEAL THE FREE SAMPLES OUT OF THEIR PAPERS! (even from my boyfriend! BUt shhhh! he doesn't know!).
So anyhoo i must go pretty myself up so i can go greet my boyfriend when he returns from his farm. (Yes yes he has a FARM!).
i love you all, my adoring fans,
nisha "the shampoo stealer" anand

ps-this is actually meg ann. disregard every word of this entry.
pps-although this actually is nisha's diary
ppps-and she does actually steal shampoo
pppps-and she did steal from billy
ppppps-who was @ his farm (and about the fucking the cow, well i guess we'll never know.....)

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